What Brandon Thinks is an AI-assisted chat analyzer for WhatsApp and iMessage conversations. People can upload a WhatsApp ZIP or TXT export, or an iMessage TXT export without media, up to 25 MB, and receive a structured report grounded in the conversation they provided. The service is designed to help people reflect on communication patterns in a group chat or one-to-one conversation. It organizes observations into topics such as group roles, effort, tone, turning points, and selected questions.
Each report includes a verdict, five scores, findings supported by short excerpts checked against the transcript, and confidence labels. The excerpts and confidence labels help readers see what a conclusion is based on and how certain the system is. The report is intended as an interpretation aid, not as proof of private intent. It cannot establish what another person secretly thinks, and it is not a substitute for professional advice.
New users can verify an email address and read a personalized free preview containing two report sections, five personal scores, and a verdict. No payment card is required for that preview. After reviewing it, users can choose a one-time Classic or Deep report, or a monthly Brandon Unlimited membership. The lowest listed price is $6.99; the available option and price are shown on the pricing page. People can also read a sample report before deciding whether to create one.
The analyzer supports exported text rather than media files. WhatsApp uploads may be ZIP or TXT, while iMessage uploads are TXT without media. The stated upload limit is 25 MB. A report presents communication patterns as findings with supporting excerpts and confidence labels, so users can inspect the context instead of receiving only a score.
Privacy information is provided for uploaded transcripts. If a report is not created, uploaded transcripts are deleted within 48 hours. After the latest report, they are deleted within seven days, and users may delete them sooner from their account. The free preview and report options let users explore the service before choosing a paid report or membership.
What Brandon Thinks is for people who want a structured way to review their own exported conversations. It turns a chat transcript into an evidence-linked report with a verdict, scores, selected findings, and confidence information, while making clear that an AI interpretation has limits. Visit the website to create a report, review pricing, explore Brandon Unlimited, or read the sample report.
